Grin and Bear It: Don’t Miss Our Mother’s Day Contest/Challenge May2-6

In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too*. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Many thanks to the anonymous originator of this sentiment.  *This post is not intended to suggest that spanking children is condoned, but this reference is intended as humor and satire.

We need to take as good care of ourselves as the mama bear above.  So don’t miss out on our Mother’s Day Self-Care Contest and Challenge May 2-6 with great self-care tips and prizes.  Resgister now by subscribing to our blog and follow us next week for special announcements about the contest and challenge.  And make certain to invite all the deserving women you know to sign up and join in the fun!

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